1.Start smoking (if not already a smoker). Why the hell not? I'm not getting any younger, those cancer sticks can't be that bad and everyone else is doing it. 2.Stop exercising. It's a complete waist of time and there's nothing wrong with my growing belly 'people should accept me the way I am 3.Put on weight. Food is a pleasure and I see no reason to deprive myself of it and I consider it a great way to exercise my mouth. 4.Spend more time gossiping on the phone. Other people's secrets and stories are a great way to spend my free time and there's much to learn from other people's mistakes. 5.Eat more junk food. Fruits and vegetables are tasteless and are not good for me (mentally). 6.Start having a more pessimistic outlook on life. It's less disappointing to hit the ground when I'm not expecting the worst (or not expecting at all). 7.Don't make any plans to travel outside of Cairo. I will enjoy the polluted weather, the wonderful scenery of crowded streets and the soothing sounds of the daily traffic jams. 8.Make no progress in my career. Why work harder or achieve anything fulfilling? It's not worth the stress or extra working hours. 9.Start getting into meaningless relationships (if not already in one). I could use some more heartache and it will give others something to gossip about. 10.Don't waist time thinking about world peace. It's not going to happen anyway and all I care about is ME ME ME.